I got no legs

C: Yes, kind of like the one by the restaurant we went to...
P: It would suck not to have any legs, huh?
Me: Yeah.
P: I mean, no legs, can you imagine?
Me: That would suck.
P: Here I am worrying about a car when there's people out there with no legs.

A Gender Identity Crisis Befalls Us

P: Hey, M. Hey, M. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, ...
Me: For the love of God, what?
P: I wish I had a vagina.
Me: Dude. What?
P: I wish I had a vagina.
Me: There's an operation for that.
P: NO WAY!!
Me: Yeah, you should check it out.
P: Whoa.