2012

One of P's favorite conspiracy genre theories is that the world is going to end in 2012. Validation came last night while watching Heroes.

Subtitle: 5 years from now...
Hiro: The bomb, it went off...

P: HOLY SHIT!!!! 2012! I TOLD YOU!!
Me: It's a tv show.
P: I'M A FUCKING GENIUS!
Me: Guess so. You know, maybe they're just playing into that whole 2012 thing.
P: NO! It's a sign.
Me: You're probably right...

666

P: Obama is the anti-christ.
Me: Are you serious?
P: Yeah, Nostrodamus said Amabu would be the anti-christ and Obama backwards is amabo - really close.
Me: Wow.

It's at this point that I think that jotting these gems down for my own personal amusement isn't good enough and mycrazyroommate.com is born.

Grassy Knoll

P: Hey, you don't believe that Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK do you?
Me: Yeah.
P: I thought you were smarter than that, haven't you seen JFK?
Me: That was a movie. He was a fricken' military marksman and had scope, not that hard of a shot.
P: JFK says it was someone on the grassy knoll.
Me: Well, if a Kevin Costner movie says so, it must be true.

The Truth Is Out There

Yeah, so this takes place as my cousin ( who I haven't seen in years ) is still walking in the front door.

My Cousin: Hey, nice to meet you, I'm E.
P: Nice to meet you, check this out. There's fu$*ing UFOs. NASA has footage!
My Cousin: ...Umm...ok.
P: Watch this! See how it moves! People are trying to cover it up.
My Cousin ( to me ): Your roommate is weird.
Me: Yeah, I know

Passion of the roommate

P: Is it true that Jews started every major war in history?
Me: What? No.
P: Mel Gibson said that they did.
Me: Mel Gibson? Then it must be true.
P: That's what I thought.