This site has generated a little bit of email here and there, and I do try to get to as much as possible. Mostly, these letters consist of well wishers of P and personal amusing roommate anecdotes. On occasion though, there is the crazy person who thinks that it's not creepy to say, "we should hang out, i can tell we would get along. please, be my friend." Yeah, probably not gonna happen.......until this week.
"You're in Portland? I will tour you, and I am not crazy, I promise"
Now the recognition that the gesture could be construed as crazy, while making said gesture, intrigued me. "I know this looks crazy but it's not!" Curious.
So I go hit up happy hour with this person...we'll call "Person", "P" - how poetic...
P: "Hi!"
M: "Hey, nice to meet ya."
P: "Huh,"
M: "What?"
P: "I was kind of hoping you would be some kind of mutant."
M: "WHAT?"
P: "Like all bent over or couldn't talk or something like that."
( while saying this she has placed her arm over her head and leaned over to the side )
M: "Umm....Sorry to disappoint."
P: "It's ok. I was just really hoping you were a mutant."
M: "..."
And like that, we're off and running,,,
P: "You know those little kids that have that disease where they're all old?"
M: "Yeah."
P: "I want to adopt one of those kids, then make them think they're an alien."
M: "Oh.....my...."
P: "Or some other weird disease, but not one I could catch."
M: "Uh, yeah..."
P: "See! I told you I wasn't crazy!"
M: "You sure did!"
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6 comments:
love at first site. it will be difficult, but you must see this P again.
Thanks for posting; I don't know why I enjoy reading your experiences so much, but I do.
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For the sake of the blog and everything I hold dear, please see her again!
Oh dear god. Was she at least hot?
Keep it up! Write about random P's if you must.
Awesome on a stick!
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