This site has generated a little bit of email here and there, and I do try to get to as much as possible. Mostly, these letters consist of well wishers of P and personal amusing roommate anecdotes. On occasion though, there is the crazy person who thinks that it's not creepy to say, "we should hang out, i can tell we would get along. please, be my friend." Yeah, probably not gonna happen.......until this week.
"You're in Portland? I will tour you, and I am not crazy, I promise"
Now the recognition that the gesture could be construed as crazy, while making said gesture, intrigued me. "I know this looks crazy but it's not!" Curious.
So I go hit up happy hour with this person...we'll call "Person", "P" - how poetic...
P: "Hi!"
M: "Hey, nice to meet ya."
P: "Huh,"
M: "What?"
P: "I was kind of hoping you would be some kind of mutant."
M: "WHAT?"
P: "Like all bent over or couldn't talk or something like that."
( while saying this she has placed her arm over her head and leaned over to the side )
M: "Umm....Sorry to disappoint."
P: "It's ok. I was just really hoping you were a mutant."
M: "..."
And like that, we're off and running,,,
P: "You know those little kids that have that disease where they're all old?"
M: "Yeah."
P: "I want to adopt one of those kids, then make them think they're an alien."
M: "Oh.....my...."
P: "Or some other weird disease, but not one I could catch."
M: "Uh, yeah..."
P: "See! I told you I wasn't crazy!"
M: "You sure did!"
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19 comments:
love at first site. it will be difficult, but you must see this P again.
Thanks for posting; I don't know why I enjoy reading your experiences so much, but I do.
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For the sake of the blog and everything I hold dear, please see her again!
Oh dear god. Was she at least hot?
Keep it up! Write about random P's if you must.
Awesome on a stick!
LOL
New P?
NEW P!?
Portland person P... it has a nice ring to it..
It's amusing how you have this innate ability to attract these people.
Keep it up.
Great site. I have my own personal 'P' at the moment. Only, she creeps me out and doesn't speak much! You got lucky!
what?! you aren't a mutant?!
How can this be?
Also this site was amazing, please meet some weird people soon as I would like to see a re-birth of this site in 2009.
Still going on this thing? What a king. Keep it up.
You disappointed her because she's secretly an alien, too. That's why she was hoping you'd be a mutant or something like a mutant so that way you could relate to her better. The whole baby thing make sense now? Don't you see where she's going, man?
Human girls never understand though. They think we're green and have small penises or no penises at all. Plus they have this crazy idea that we can't speak intelligbly. Duh! I'm writing in English! Jezz...aliens can be good lovers too.... : (
So frustrating.
Alien broads always do this kind of stuff. Don't sweat it. Ha! Be grateful you don't have my load to carry! Good luck!
Anything new? We miss the updates of the antics of P!
I stumbled on your site after my roommate went off the deep end. She disappeared for a couple of weeks. It turns out she was being hospitalized for a break down. I came home and she moved most of her stuff out while I was at work. Two weeks later her mom called me at work demanding I return her things or she would call the cops. Not that type of person, but was still really freaked out.
I needed stress relief, so that leads me again back so stumbling on your site. Thanks for the stress relief. I laughed so hard about Clippy I literally thought I was going to be sick.
I hope to see more posts. G/L in the new place.
HOLY CRAP... That is good stuff! Someone just told me about your blog yesterday... I was dying! I agree... keep tossing us some random P stories... I don't want it to end!!
Trix
"'You sure did!'"
lol, oh my..
Dear Author www.mycrazyroommate.com !
I sympathise with you.
hook this P 2.0 up with P original. match made in heaven so it would seem.
I just read this whole blog in one go. I fuckin loved it. Thanks 4 the laughs.
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