Monday, September 8, 2008

The End

It's surprising how many people have asked if I was murdered...P is harmless. However, he and I have gone our separate ways. I am off to Portland and he is, well, I don't think he even knows yet. Alas, I must let him go, if he returns, it was meant to be. M out.

-M

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Really?


P: Do you know Arby's?
Me: Yeah, sandwiches.
P: Yeah, well, it's from R.B. like roast beef.
Me: I believe that.
P: Yeah, and IHOP is really International House of Pancakes.
Me: I knew that one. It's not like it's gonna mean something like "I hop". Not too many people hop out of...
P: Eyes!?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAH...No, pancake houses. But, awesome.