
P: M! Have you heard about the Bohemian Grove?
M: No, P. I haven't.
P: All the world leaders go there once a year and worship a giant owl.
M: Where is it?
P: It's in northern California.
M: Where in northern California?
P: Oregon.
M: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
At the beginning of this year, the new guy at work needed a place to live. I ended up letting him sublet one of the rooms in my house. After only a couple of days it became obvious that he is totally insane. The crazy constantly flows from his mouth and is just way too good to not share with the world. Names have been changed to protect the innocent, but other than that - all of the conversations are damn near verbatim.
10 comments:
I'm soooooooooooo glad you're back.
I don't understand...Isn't Oregon in California?!?!? LOL
What the heck? He thinks Oregon is part of Northern California! The nerve! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go give a daily sacrifice to the Owl (he'll eat our children if we don't).
I live in northern california...awesome.
You are living with Alf....
I found your blog awhile back via stumbleupon and I was sad because it looked like you didn't update it anymore.
I'm glad I was wrong. This blog is amazing haha.
I'm heading off to a university at the end of the year and I am hoping I end up with a roomate like yours.
hilariouss
I agree with Miles! Send P to Ferris State. Hell, send him on a university tour. =D
I'm not even from US and even I know that Calif and Oregon are 2 seperat states...This guy is so funny!!
Vic
I find that offensive as an Oregonian. Please tell him the people of Oregonia would appreciate his recognition.
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