Thursday, June 21, 2007

Return of P

The following took place at about 4am...

* thump * .... * THUMP * THUMP * THUMP! *
P: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Me: P?
P: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
* THUMP * THUMP * THUMP *
Me: P! HEY! YOU OK!
P: I'M OK! I'M * THUMP * THUMP * OK!
Me: What the hell is going on?
P: I'm ok! My shield fell down.
Me: Your "shield"?!
P: I built a shield to keep the bad guys out, it's ok, it just fell on me.
Me: You have got to be f&*%ing kidding me. I'm going back to sleep.

The shield consisted of several layers of blankets and cardboard propped up over the windows to "keep out the bad guys". Unfortunately, our friend P is not a master craftsman and the integrity of the shield was compromised due to the overpowering force of P's nighttime pocket fan. My fingers are crossed for shield version 2, and hopefully, I will be able to post pictures of a complex system of levers and pulleys.

35 comments:

Brett said...

So, what you're saying, is that P built a fort in his room?

Lo said...

Awesome!

charm my way out said...

haha oh man that's hilarious

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the update. Hopefully pictures will come soon. As a suggestion, can you keep a way to separate out P's antics from the other contributor stories? P is just too great to get shuffled and lost into the system with the others.

Paoakalani said...

Newbie here. I have to say that this is the most entertaining blog. My boring workday is just a little less boring because of your posts.

Hannah said...

A shield to keep the bad guys out?
A shield?
To keep the bad guys out?

I need to meet this guy.

Angela said...

PLEASE POST PISTURES!!! that would be so awesome!

Peter said...

Has he stapled sandwiches to the back of any furniture yet? you know... for rations... in the event of a zombie attack?

Anonymous said...

YYAaaaayyyyyy, the return of P!!!!

liguified said...

hahahaha! this is a very interesting blog! Keep posting. :)

Anonymous said...

lol, that is the best one yet.

Anonymous said...

As much as I find this site hilarious, and I'm not a doctor or anything, has it occurred to anyone else that this guy has paranoid-schizophrenic tendencies and might need some help?

Will said...

Help would only spoil the fun.

SilveR_Baluardo said...

woah.. this guy's insane!! must be hilarious!! ahahah
PS. Peter read too much CAD ^^

Anonymous said...

*wonders if this person that you call "P" has ever read your blog by accidnet?......and if so did he realize that its all about him?*

nonmaya said...

i want moooaaaarrRRR

Anonymous said...

P is such a celebrity!
& he's a pisces!!
is there anything he cant do!?

nita said...

i had the same 'he's schizophrenic' thought .. is P on meds? if so, could you get to them and replace them with skittles?

c'mon. i'm only kidding! this site is so fun. i have ONLY had crazy roommates ...

elainakay said...

dude, seriously...

when can i move in?

Chelsea233213@yahoo.com said...

Ther P dude sounds kinda kool. lmao.

Anonymous said...

here from i-am-bored.com
Wow, I just read through all the backlog, and I'm wondering: why do you still live with this guy?? I mean yeah, he's friggin hilarious, but wouldn't the crazy wear on you after awhile? I totally would have kicked his ass out after 3 months.

Anonymous said...

I just discovered this blog and I must say... That "P" is awesome! He reminds me of several friends and family members.... does that mean that maybe I'm very "P"-Like?

Mustard said...

haha
i love P
he's Canadian
and crazy
i'm in love
xD

Anonymous said...

p rox my sox!!!!!!!!!! this is the best one yet i was laughing so hard i could barly read the rest! :~)

Alan the Great said...

Pffft. That kind of sheild won't keep the bad guys out.

First, you start with a layer of cardboard and blankets. This will absorb any rocks thrown through the window.

Second, you put up a layer of conductive foil, preferably copper. Connect this to the ground pin in a wall socket; it effectively filters out radio waves.

Also, a layer of encased lead will stop the neurons coming through. It is also useful for cosmic rays.

Lastly, a good 1/4 inch steel plate stops most everything else. And a nice wallpaper provides the finishing touches; I suggest a floral motif for maximum effectiveness.

Lastly, do you mind if I link here? I noticed you don't have a links bar, but I do, and I think you deserve a place on it. The URL is linked from my profile.

Please email your answer to alanlaing@shaw.ca, or simply leave a comment on my most recent post. All comments get emailed to me anyway.

Lin said...

Haha, I use to do that when I was younger up till I was like 15.(I'm 20 now) I'm still paranoid a little today but I'm not as bad as P.

Anyway, I love the blog. It's very humorous. I look forward to reading more.

Oh and I've got a marriage proposal for P. XP

Lizzy said...

I know a guy who built his own bedroom in the living room out of cardboard boxes....I was surprised his roommates put up with it.

jane doe said...

lol i love ur responses

Mitch said...

Call me crazy, but I find P to be extremely endearing. Either way he does not even come close to the "Shit lasagna" guy
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1353420&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
I worry sometimes that I am the P to my roommates. Keep us informed...

Windi said...

P sounds a lot like a former roommate of mine, only retarded.

oh, that's scary. P is what would happen if my old roommate (actually clinically insane, but entertaining) and my current roommate (so intelligent he's practically mentally handicapped) somehow made a baby. if they weren't both guys and all.

KGsharkk said...

It's a special super secret shield and you can only get in if you know the pasword and its invisible and I'm not going to tell you what the password i-OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE FAN.

Anonymous said...

My god, I nearly died there. Here's to more crazy!

Macoosh said...

i just came here by way of vice vixen and have been reading my way down...this is GREAT stuff!!! love it! I've had some nutty roomates so i can totally relate. keep it coming. :)

Cortney said...

This is my favorite story so far! lmao

atomica said...

i guess he's had too much weed