Monday, June 4, 2007

Puss in boots ain't got $hit on me

P: How long would it take to drive to Canada from here?
Me: I dunno, maybe 2 days.
P: AAAHHH! DON'T DO THAT!
Me: What! What did I do?
P: Look at me like that, you're freaking me out!
Me: What?
P: With the big eyes. STOP IT!
Me: What? Did I raise my eyebrows or something? I was guessing, it was a reflex.
P: STOP LOOKING AT ME!
Me: DUDE! I make eye contact with people I'm talking to, sorry.
P: But your eyes are so big!
Me: HAHAHAH Sorry. I won't look at you.
P: You must have been a beautiful baby boy with those big blue eyes.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know that's another point on the "man crush" scale, right?

girl named bob said...

"Ooh, grandma, what big eyes you have."
"The better to stare at you in stunned silence, if not outright terror, dude."

Anonymous said...

I have just found your site, it is brillant!!! I once lived with an Irish guy and I thoght he was crazy but all he used to do was talk about his love for the IRA and all the wonderful things they have done... did I mention he was a chemical engineer...He also had a habit of cooking in the middle of the night and not turning the gas stove off properly...got to the point that we would get up and check during the night. Good Times

From
Melbourne Girl

ArAn said...

A friend of mine just told me about your blog. I love it! I couldn't stop laughing about the "He can read minds!" post.

Definitely going to tell my friends about this!

Anonymous said...

If it's a slow week, could you post about the "witchcraft" story you mentioned a while back? Love your blog. Hilarious!

Nix said...

Cheers from Brazil!

Jacquelynn said...

I friend of mine directed me to your blog....and I was hooked!

This is too friggin hilarious!

Anonymous said...

i just found your site and im sitting in the living room laughing hysterically. im sure my roommates are thinking that im crazy.

Elizabeth said...

This is amazing. It reminds me of my weird roommate who owned like three t-shirts one of which had a giant wolf head on it. I made dinner for her once and asked her how it was; she responded with a very unenthusiastic "It was okay..." Plus she had this hideous ceramic cat that she insisted on keeping in our bathroom. She was also a fan of no rinse shampoo.

jacksongirl said...

wow, this is such great stuff. i just found your blog today and it was much-needed entertainment for the afternoon! as many crazy roommates as i've had in the past, i can TOTALLY relate. keep it up!

Anonymous said...

I'm dying laughing...oh to be a fly on the wall in your domain. Your Roomie is crazy but in funny harmless way!

Rebecca said...

~laughing.. ~ Oh man, I don't even know how he comes up with this stuff.. geeze.. wow.

MingNa said...

"You must have been a beautiful baby boy with those big blue eyes."

HAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Wow, this man seems like he is on Acid all the time...O_O wow...I mean..with the big eye comments and all...I was told not to look at someone because my eyes were "huge" and that person had a head full of acid.

Anonymous said...

In response to the roomate with 3 shirts, one of which is a wolf head:

Don't all kookie people that believe in weird arse shiat have at least one wolf's head shirt?

I think we could do further research on this...

Jeri said...

it's quite possible that a meeting will have to arranged. i've known weird people and have had my fair share of roommates but this guy takes the cake.


i can see why he's still your roommate.

Renee said...

I'm sure someone has already said this, but your roommate sounds exactly like Dwight from The Office. Love your site.

meek said...

ROTFLMAO AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lizzy said...

i cant stop laughing...............
argh someone make it stop.
wait no its too damn funny.