Saturday, June 2, 2007

I guess I'm going to hell, but it's so easy...

P: I have to go back to Canada.
Me: You mean Canadia?
P: No, it's called Canada.
Me: Aren't you Canadian?
P: Yeah.
Me: I'm American, that means I'm from America. You're Canadian, doesn't that mean you're from Canadia?
P: Oh....well, maybe.
Me: Yeah, that's what I thought, you better get your facts straight.
P: Shit.
Me: Yeah, good luck getting back, you don't even know what country you're from.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

BHWAAAHAHAH! Priceless! /Selma

Anonymous said...

OMG>..my friend turned me onto this blog...and I have laughed everytime I've read it! Are there any cartoonists, 'cause this is a comic strip screaming to happen!!

Anonymous said...

brilliant. keep it up.

RockitQueen said...

Per anons. suggestion, someone needs to utilize MSPaint to illustrate the stories, a la somethingawful.com. Project time!

Erik said...

Ah, the great white north! take off hoser

Anonymous said...

lol big brother you are indeed going to hell

Anonymous said...

Im Canadian, and yeah, its definately Canadia. Honestly, your roommate doesnt know anything XD

girl named bob said...

I love this blog, but it does beg the question what kind of a job does P have that he can be this weird and still manage to hold on to it? And not only hold onto it but he was actually brought in from Canada (excuse me, Canadia) to perform said job. The mind reels.

Chris said...

You are brilliant (bows).

~*~Snappz~*~ said...

Friggin hilarious! Have shown this to all friends who have visited me this week, and it's caused many, many laughs! Awesome!

Anonymous said...

"Im Canadian, and yeah, its definately Canadia."


it's DEFINATELY canada. there's no 'i'. it's so annoying when people put an 'i' in there. there is not one city where people say canadia. nowhere.

it's canada.

your roommate's super funny, and i think it's funny that you were able to persway his idea of how to spell the name of his country (which is canada), but guys...get a clue.

Persephone said...

Anon (directly above) - thanks for straightening out the spelling conundrum for the rest of us.

April said...

I hate to tell you this, but it's not "DEFINATELY" anything. "Definitely", maybe, but surely if you're going to say something with such conviction (once to correct someone else for God's sake) you could at least spell it right! Please?

I won't go into how sad it is that Mr. Corrections up there doesn't understand what a joke is. sigh

Anonymous said...

I'm from Canada (I mean Canadia). I am definitly saying that I'm from Canadia from now on. Haha.

Mandie said...

Wow, Mr. Crabby pants up there really doesn't know how to take a joke.

Some people have to sense of humor!

Mandie said...

^^ oops, i meant no

naqedchic said...

you rock.

jane doe said...

lol ur mean haha

Anonymous said...

Holy shit , this guy smokes too much dope. I nearly fell off the chair laughing.

Andrea said...

He really doesn't represent our country well, does he?

Anonymous said...

Canadia would be proud, eh?

atomica said...

you clearly enjoy living with him...