Monday, May 14, 2007

Liar! Liar!

Dedicated to Ree-Anne, a.k.a. RJ

The set up for this one is simple; Liar, Liar is on TV, and my favorite hound is at the house for the weekend. For some reason, Hound who normally loves anything with a heartbeat, is scared to death of P. Cross that with P's gullible ways and the situation is just ripe for parody. Ripe!

TV: "..that for just 1 day, you couldn't tell a lie..."
Me ( to Hound ): Don't worry, I wouldn't lie to you.
Me ( to Hound ): P does though. He lies to you all the time.
P: WHAT! No! I don't lie to her!
Me ( to hound ): Don't listen to him, he could be lying right now.
P: NO!
P ( to Hound ): NO! Don't listen to him! I don't lie to you! I promise.
P: Why are you telling her that?
Me ( to Hound ): Who are you going to believe?
P: I DON'T LIE TO HER!!
P ( to Hound ): I really don't! I don't lie to you!
Hound: WOOF!
Me: See, she knows.
P: F*%^! WHAT ELSE DO YOU TELL HER?!?

18 comments:

S.$$$ said...

haha, what a whacko! This blog is comedy gold btw, I'm glad other people out there have wacky flatties too.

Onyx said...

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So YOU'RE the one living with my ex-roommate!

Seriously? I feel your pain. But it is intensely amusing, isn't it? That's what I took comfort in.

Beena said...

I am a new fan of this blog! P sounds like one crazy mo'fo.

Anonymous said...

I just read your entire blog in one go, and haven't been able to stop laughing! Well done!

Sarah said...

This is "The Slam"! Me and my coworker read it all in one sitting keep the stories coming.

Courtney said...

OMG!! This is by far the most hilarious blog I have ever seen. I just found your blog and I emailed it to my friends to read. Keep them coming...

T said...

Dude, details on the penny thing!

and if you hadn't used the male pronoun, I'd swear you were living with my sister.

Anonymous said...

We love it! Please keep posting P stories.

lextel said...

i also just found this today and read the whole thing in one go. thanks for the laughs

Anonymous said...

i love this! you're hilarious and i totally feel your lack of empathy! good job!

Anonymous said...

Friggin' awesome... so happy to have stumbled onto this site .... I love the crazies! I have a main crazy too ... :-)

jess said...

this is the funniest thing ive ever read...i sent it to all my friends, simply hilarious! keep it up!

Jomama said...

Found this randomly, and sat up until 2am reading it. Have you realized that you and your roomate are Jim and Dwight from the Office?? I love LOVE this blog.

You should start hidding common day things like all of the forks and oven mittens. The movie Amelie has some great ideas for messing with your roomate.

Anonymous said...

p rocks
i want a tshirt
and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter

Anonymous said...

fucking hillarious. :]

Anonymous said...

You could totally write a book. You SHOULD write a book.

Smiley said...

First of all, you need to do more shit like this to him. Thats amazing.

Also, Liar Liar is one of the best movies on earth. ^_^

meek said...

**DEAD** I am laughing out loud w/ my head back and all!!!