Friday, May 25, 2007

The Box

It begins with a telephone call...

P: M!
Me: P!
P: I'm at home.
Me: Cool...
P: Yeah, so I'm here, and well, there's a box out front.
Me: Ok...
P: It's addressed to you! What do I do?!
Me: What?
P: Do I bring it back to work? Should I leave it there?
Me: How about take it inside....
P: Good idea! I'll see you at work.

Act II. The Office

P: So, about that box...
Me: Yes?
P: Ummmm....do you want me to open it?
Me: That's ok, I'll do it.
P: It's ok. I'll open it if you want me to.
Me: It's fine, I'll do it.
P: Ok, then just tell me what's in it.
Me: What?
P: If I don't get to open it, then tell me what's in it.
Me: Don't ask questions about the box.
P: What?
Me: As far as anyone here is concerned, there is no box.
P: Oh my god! You promise you'll show me later?!?!
Me: We'll see.....

15 comments:

Mim said...

He's like a little girl.

jen said...

not quite sure how i found this, but i'd like to say, it's genius. thanks for sharing!

Marty said...

What the hell was in the box? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anonymous said...

dude is he a fob?

Hannah said...

So...what was in the box?

Anonymous said...

WAS A HEAD IN THE BOX?

Anonymous said...

put yo dick in the box
etc
/homestar

Niamh said...

No really...I need to know what was in the box...
Im one of those people who curiosity will eventually kill
x

Mustard said...

what was in the box?

Anonymous said...

answer the people!

WHAT WAS IN THE BOX?!?

>.<

Rachel said...

You guys are like Jim and Dwight from the office...on crack. That was a compliment. You're welcome.

wj said...

Hahahhahahahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Oh my god. This is the funniest site ever. That reminded me of various Jim and Dwight interactions from The Office.

Anonymous said...

What's a fob?


And yes, you do have to tell your fans what was in the box and explain about the pennies. It's only fair.

Anonymous said...

okay okay..i just don't blog...but i read this conversation...and had to say something. i had a friend just like this (P). of course i was sixteen as was she...brings back memories reading this conversation between the two of you. wait. i have to wipe a tear. enjoy 'P' while you have him. interesting little fella'.