Sunday, April 1, 2007

The Tron - Day 15 - Effing pay dirt

It's about fricken' time! First, the Tron...

Tron: BEEP!
Me: What is what?
P: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Always beeping! For two fucking weeks!
Me: What's beeping?
P: I don't know! The piano, I think. You don't hear it?
Me: Pianos don't beep.
P: I think you DO hear it.
Me: That? That's the TV, they're clinking their glasses.
P: No! Not that! The "BEEP". It beeps here, it beeps in my room, it beeps at the office.
Me: My piano beeps in your room and in the office?
P: ...No, I guess that can't happen.
Tron: BEEP!
P: That!
Me: What?
P: Nevermind, I guess it's nothing.
Me: You've been hearing beeping for two weeks, and it follows you, and you haven't said anything?
P: I was hoping that if I didn't say anything that it would go away and leave me alone.


Second score...

P: M!
Me: WHAT!?
P: Pennies! There's all these pennies out front!
Me: That's weird.
P: You put them there. You put pennies.
Me: Why would I put pennies?
P: Who put pennies!?
Me: I don't know!
P: There's pennies!
Me: You told me!
P: What does it mean?
Me: I don't know....but that's really weird...
P: Yeah.



Unknown said...

dude its so sad. lol kicking an ugly puppy remember. its not nice. lol but funny as hell still.

jmonster said...

I think we need pictures of the pennies...

Anhoni Patel said...

You can't tell, but I'm laughing out loud right now.

Anonymous said...

I have just read all of your posts from the first to this one. I farted from laughing so hard. I’ve got to be carful when reading them at work for fear that someone will hear my outburst laughing. This is pure gold. After I clean myself up, I'll read the rest. Keep it up.

Unknown said...

~chuckles~ Wow, I can't believe you made it for 15 days.. that's dedication dude.

Unknown said...

That's just're gonna make him flip out and kill people or something.

Anonymous said...

you know its funny, first your guy acts crazy, then he starts acting normal, so you then proceed to drive him crazy just so you have something to write about... lol. I love it... I'm hooked on this blog, buddy, too f-ing funny

Anonymous said...

matt, u are evil ;D

Thy said...

wow, that's cruel.

but pretty damn funny.

Anonymous said...

Erik.... you have to CLEAN UP after you fart?

How sad for you.

peanut butter said...

oh my god. i'm laughing so hard..... BEEEP!

Sacramento Photography said...

Maybe that dude has been drinking coffee brewed with pennies in the filter. =)