P: Hey, I'm out of weed, can you take me to go get some more?
Me: Ummm, no.
P: Why?
Me: I'm not a drug mule.
P: What if I told you that I was going to pick up a book?
Me: Are you going to pick up a book?
P: No.
Me: Then no.
P: Hey, so can you take me to go pick up some money? This guy owes me some money.
Me: Yeah.
P: Really?
Me: No.
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4 comments:
hahah, I almost don't believe this! This guy is unreal!
Don't blame weed. Also, this whole site is so utterly retarded that I'm struggling to see which of you is actually dumber.
Erm...at no point did he blame weed!
BTW, I'm really enjoying reading this blog!! I've had random weird friends before and still do.
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