Monday, February 5, 2007

Social Grace

P: Let's go to a strip club.
Me: A strip club? Ummm, if you really want to, sure.
P: Nevermind.
Me: Ok, you wanna go to a bar?
P: No, I don't want to go out now, I'm self-conscious.
Me: Of what?
P: My balls are too big.


Willowpuff said...


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Unknown said...


I spit my soymilk all over my keyboard,you owe me 30 bucks.

Anonymous said...

You owe rpm2004 a fixed keyboard or 30 bucks.

And while you're at it, get him a keyboard cover because he's having a problem with people spilling soymilk on it.

Barb Smith said...

You have to be shitting me?!?! There is no way any guy in his right mind....uh, yea, well...nevermind.


Anonymous said...

lol does he ever join you in laughter? haha

Anonymous said...

Self-CONSCIOUS. Not "conscience".

That is all.