P: Let's go to a strip club.
Me: A strip club? Ummm, if you really want to, sure.
P: Nevermind.
Me: Ok, you wanna go to a bar?
P: No, I don't want to go out now, I'm self-conscious.
Me: Of what?
P: My balls are too big.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I spit my soymilk all over my keyboard,you owe me 30 bucks.
You owe rpm2004 a fixed keyboard or 30 bucks.
And while you're at it, get him a keyboard cover because he's having a problem with people spilling soymilk on it.
You have to be shitting me?!?! There is no way any guy in his right mind....uh, yea, well...nevermind.
LMAO!
lol does he ever join you in laughter? haha
Self-CONSCIOUS. Not "conscience".
That is all.
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