Thursday, January 25, 2007

Simply Irresistable

Him: I don't like my room.
Me: Why?
Him: Because of the windows. If someone walks by, and then looks in the window they can see me.
Me: Shut your blinds.
Him: Yeah, but if they can see that I'm there, they'll grab me and take me.
Me: Who's gonna take you?
Him: Anyone that sees me is going to want to take me.
Me: Good point.

13 comments:

Mustard said...

i'd definitely take P if i saw him

Truemusic said...

Haha, me too, I would love to have a roommate like P!

Anonymous said...

did your roommate move out, i have this page bookmarked and have been checking back... please let me know.

The Jackdaw said...

Your roommate is awesome.
...to read about.

Seriously, I'm surprised your blog isn't inundated with comments: this is the second time I've stumbled across it, and it's still as hilarious as ever.

Telecide said...

Your room mate needs help. He seems to believe that he is far more significant than he apparently is. I believe he is gradually slipping into clinical insanity. I've seen this before. As entertaining as he is, he is a serious liability.

Cameron said...

As someone who has experienced the sociopath for a roomie I must ask (if it hasn't been asked already), why not tell him to move out? He sounds like a psycho.

Doskias said...

Wow... Just... wow.

Anonymous said...

I bet P killed him.

Simply Bananas said...

This is too funny to be true, please keep it coming.

Smiley said...

Haha!!! What the hell?!

silverlore said...

I truly hope he's just a former nerd who has read too many scifi books and now believes that in the end everybody's life must be a scifi adventure. You should suggest that he would start a blog. If he blurts that sort of stuff at random, I can't imagine how weird something he has really thought through would be like. Anyway, patience and please keep us updated on the weirder side of life :D

Carlos said...

Congrats from Portugal!
My idea: steal the blinds. Maybe someone will really, really take him.

Nadine said...

Hahaha! Aren't you ever afraid he'll discover your blog and know it's you?