Monday, January 29, 2007

It puts the lotion on it's skin...

A couple of people came over for a bit and we're all sitting in the living room. We're not talking about girls, we're not talking about talking about girls. Buffalo Bill just belted this out of nowhere.

P: I think I wanna bang a fat chick. I don't know why I just said that.
Us: Do it! We will help in any way you need.
P: Yeah, I want to take a shower with her.
Us: ...
P: I want to wash her face.
Us: Oh my god.

10 comments:

Chelsofly! said...

I normally wouldn't comment but P is ridiculously hilarious! I'd be afraid to sleep in the house with him! But this blog is very entertaining!

rpm2004 said...

He's probably doing a blog about you...It's all an act!

Anonymous said...

OMG PRICELESS!! This should be a TV series!

naqedchic said...

you should put a pack of depends on the table. then tell him just in cae he got the urge...and then convince him that you are all into his problems. and you just wanna help him.

bob barker said...

No offense, dude, but this guy is just a classic case of psychadelic drugs and low self esteem. There's like 500 of these guys hanging around your average sized college town.

I only comment because the whole
'OMG! Is it safe to sleep with him in the house!' reaction to someone like this is

How can I put this delicately...

What you'd expect from the kind of pussy who just nods at everything the guy says than runs to keyboard to assure himself he's not the kind of guy who enjoys eating Ben and Jerry's-
-with a dude!

Little Pussy Faggot said...

I want to touch faces with people

Anonymous said...

Dude- this is hysterical.

Jane Doe said...

He's just trying to be funny you guys! You know how guys are-- when they're in groups, they try to be macho. So maybe P is trying to get a laugh out of the guys by saying something weird. haha

Anonymous said...

post more!

Anonymous said...

This entire blog is hilarious!!! I love your tone. I think your roommate is exactly like me. Except I am a girl and I don't like fat chicks and I don't have a roommate. -Liz H.