Monday, January 22, 2007

Grassy Knoll

P: Hey, you don't believe that Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK do you?
Me: Yeah.
P: I thought you were smarter than that, haven't you seen JFK?
Me: That was a movie. He was a fricken' military marksman and had scope, not that hard of a shot.
P: JFK says it was someone on the grassy knoll.
Me: Well, if a Kevin Costner movie says so, it must be true.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

No one actually believes Oswald killed JFK, right? At least not alone?

wj said...

LOL awesome

Anonymous said...

JFK was OBVIOUSLY a coup d'etat, folks. Do some research. Quoth the comedian Bill Hicks: "Back, and to the left."

Other than that, this guy is a riot.

Anonymous said...

What're you talking about? Oswald was almost dismissed from the military for being a terrible marksman....