Him: I'm really glad you're my roommate.
Me: Thanks.
Him: Of all the people to be roommates with, I'm glad it was you.
Me: Thanks.
Him: If you had a vagina...
Me: Do NOT finish that sentence, dude.
Him: Ok.
Well, now the evidence is all over the place, so a tally I shall keep.
Man crush theory: 4
The I have a crush on J story: 1
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4 comments:
Might consider a LOCK for your door sweets! He's creepy - careful!
OMG.. seriously.. you're making this shit up right?
aahahahahahaha.
wow.
i am DYING here. This is why i don't have roommates.
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