Thursday, January 11, 2007

Criticism - I'm not perfect :(

At first, I was just going to list the conversations without any explanation, but, I think that without painting the whole P picture, some of the crazy may be lost on the reader. So here's a little context for the following summation of our evening relationship. The belief held by our character P is that conspiracies are everywhere. Grassy knolls, aliens, 9/11 govt. demolition, Jewish money control, the Illuminati, and don't even get him started on area 51 or Roswell. Anyways, every night consists of a thousand questions regarding every moment of the day and how it pertains to what people are plotting against him, as well as the occasional rant about the moon landing being staged. I have fallen into a habit of just saying "uh-huh" to every question.

P: Hey. Why don't you talk more?
Me: I dunno. I don't feel the need to blurt everything that enters my head.
P: I don't like that.
Me: Sorry.

Alas, now even my silence has become offensive. What to do now? No, I don't want to talk about your day whilst sharing a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey - I'm just not that kinda guy.


Anonymous said...

i used to know a guy like that, his name was pat but wee called him patches. he saw some talk show a while back about how no one ever landed on the moon, and he would talk about on and on about it for days, he would watch that show and believe anything they said. i dont remember the show though...

Unknown said...

he sounds like someone i would really appreciate! im the "crazy" person in my group.