Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Chemistry

Ok. So now it's been a couple of days. I'm starting to accept that there is another creature in my house. After several years of nude jumping jacks being perfectly acceptable in my home, I've come to terms with the new rules ( metaphor people, calm down ). So apparently my guard is dropping a little bit because...

P: Hey, I want to tell you something.
Me: Ok.
P: ( leans in to kiss me )
Me: What the F*$@ are you doing?!
P: Ha ha! That's funny, right?
Me: No. No, that is not funny. It's weird and awkward.
P: Well, it was just a joke.
Me: Yeah, I'm sure it was...
P: I think it would be funny if you did that to me.
Me: Right, that's not going to happen.

Now honestly, what is in someone's head when this happens? I'm gonna fall over laughing and start a pillow fight or something? C'mon. Luckily, I am quite comfortable in my heterosexuality, but after two days I could easily be one of those dudes that would challenge the P to a good old fashioned round of fisticuffs. Please don't be a man-crush....please please please

8 comments:

wovensunshine said...

okay, I just can't take reading this anymore without telling you, this is pure gold. Thank you for sharing and making me laugh...

One day, you may be up for sainthood....

ding said...

i've been lurking here for a while but *this* one made me snort coffee out my nose at work.

nice job.

Rebecca said...

~Dies laughing at this, and continues reading the posts...~
I just know you two will fall in love by the end of these posts!

Anonymous said...

oh, okay; he is a wingnut. sorry for the deep impact critique..

Jeremy Lester said...

Ok... now he's just a fag. Maybe he is a closet homo trying to act like a tough guy.

Anonymous said...

so, what about you?
where's your girlfriend?

Anonymous said...

I think that P is a genius.
He is amazing.
& your just boring.

freeflowingsalt said...

hahahahaha.

i have a crazy fucking roommate too.
where do these people come from?